Gucci Tassel Hat and Leather Track Jacket from Busta Rhymes' "Respect My Conglomerate"

It might seem a bit strange to talk about a Busta's Gucci tassel hat and leather track jacket from "Respect My Conglomerate" when we're almost into summer. However, it looks like that site has only one hat left, and since it's a steal at $250, we didn't want you to miss it (sarcasm). The jacket is also a terrific bargin at only $3,000 (more sarcasm). We want to make sure our readers don't pass up deals like this. We know you all have paychecks/allowances to burn. Just save the hat for the fall or wear it this summer if you want to see how many pounds of sweat it can hold. The blurred out alcohol in the video is Bacardi Limon. If you didn't know that you're probably not old enough to be drinking it...unless you're 19 and hanging out with us.

Sagia Castaneda: Beyond the Silver Bikini

We've become a little obsessed with Sagia Castaneda, but we still think it's a healthy obsession. Ever since her silver bikini appearance in Pitbull's "Calle Ocho" we've been on the hunt for her in other videos.

She shows up a few times in Ray J's "Sexy Can I", but the best shots are of her wearing a white slingshot bikini in the hot tub towards the end. One of our new favorites is her in another Pitbull video, "Ay Chico" (which means "oh boy" in Spanish). She's dancing next to the car in red shorts and I think it's obvious we've pulled the best shot for our image above. We also love any video that has old people lip-syncing the chorus which puts "Ay Chico" up there in our book. Thankfully she shows up at the beginning of Big Red Rooster's "How You Like That" so you don't have to listen to the entire horrible song. You can't miss her shot unless you're blind.

Rocco said his wife is really tired of him repeating her name over and over in his best Espanol accent...rolling Rs that aren't even there.

Update (8/11/09): Sagia in Pitbull's "Hotel Room Service"

Whooty T-Shirt from EDubb's "Whooty" Video

We've always loved white girls with big asses so EDubb's new video "Whooty" is one of our new favorites. We like to watch it and imagine the video's casting call with hundreds, or maybe thousands, of girls with giant asses parading around.

If you're a whooty proudly let the world know with a whooty t-shirt. Rocco set this up on Cafe Press last week in between marathon sessions of "reviewing" the video. How do you know if you're a whooty? According to the EDubb, if you measure around 36, 24, 48 you're probably a whooty. Is Jessica Simpson a whooty? No, she's just fat.

Rick Ross' Cazal 607 Glasses from "Magnificent"

We got a request yesterday for the clear glasses Rick Ross wears in his recent "Magnificent" video. He's a big fan of Cazals, and compared to the last pair we talked about these are a bargin at only $422. It can't be easy to pull these 607s off, but if you try please send us a picture. And while we think Mr. Ross is great at picking over-priced eyewear, we don't think his choice for a horse name was very creative. Our favorite is still "Date More Minors".

The "Cristal" of Cigars: Zino Platinum

Rappers call them the "Cristal of cigars", although I doubt you'll hear Jay-Z saying that anymore. His "Excuse Me Miss" video dates back to '07 but it opens up with Jay-Z puffing on a Zino Platinum cigar. There's also a nice shot of the box which always makes our job of spotting this stuff easier. Check out Zino's Facebook page for all the other celebrities that love Zinos. The cigars are expensive for something you're going to light on fire ($30-40 each), but not unattainable for showing off in front of your golfing buddies, or some hoes in da club.

We've never tried them so we should probably do a review. Rocco's wife loves when he samples cigars in the living room....especially 15 minutes before her mother shows up for dinner.

Louis Vuitton Flight Bag from Rick Ross' "Cigar Music" Video

We like "Cigar Music" but Jason's girlfriend hates when he walks around the house singing the chorus...or the part about the "candlelight vigil". The video isn't really that great, in fact I'm pretty sure it's just all footage they didn't use from "All I Really Want". However, when Rick Ross is chillin' on the beach you'll notice some Air Yeezys and a blue Louis Vuitton Flight Bag. I wonder what El Jefe puts in that bag? If he has a shirt in there he should probably put it on because the tattoos aren't doing a great job of covering up his man boobs.

Porn Star Lacey Duvalle in Charles Hamilton's "Brooklyn Girls" Video

It's always great when our two favorite things in life mix - porn and rap videos. Charles Hamilton's "Brooklyn Girls" is a great tune and video on its own, but when you add a cameo by porn star Lacey Duvalle (seen in the well-known film Head Clinic 7)...well then it's almost perfect. Say goodbye to the rest of your day as you "study up" on sweet Lacey's career. Yea, the Pink Beats by Dre headphones Charles is wearing in the video are cool, but good luck finding them. Apparently only three pair exist and Mr. Hamilton has two of them. I bet at least one pair smells like Miss Duvalle.

Complete the Look: Kanye West

Kanye West loves his denim jackets (seen above in "Amazing" and "Knock You Down") almost as much as we love fat girls after we've had 15 Miller Lites. Complete your Kanye West look by ordering it one size too small from LevisStore.com. We can't tell who looks like a bigger toolbag, the guy modeling it for Levi's or Kanye with his collar popped.

The Dream's RVCA Hat from Rick Ross' "All I Really Want" Video

Rick Ross' new video "All I Really Want" features a ridiculous amount of hot women and, of course, Nuvo. It's a great video and we're already looking for an "El Jefe" t-shirt (that means "the boss" in Spanish). In the meantime you can pick up this black RVCA hat The Dream wears.

Upcoming Review of "Drank", the Anti-Energy Drink

(Rocco) I wish I had some great post today to finish out the week...but I don't. I've been watching videos myself this week because Jason is busy with corporate nonsense meetings in Atlanta. I just can't find anything that great to talk about today...I'm sorry. Yea, that's right, we still have "real jobs" because none of you click on the damn Google ads.

He's supposed to be looking for Drank down there (seen last fall in Keri Hilson's "Turnin Me On" video) so we can do a review on it but I have a feeling when he's not in some bullshit traning session he's sweating all over a rack and a half of ribs at Fat Matt's Rib Shack. I'm guessing he's had to have his suit dry cleaned at least three times this week.

At least take this time to vote for us in the Blogger's Choice Awards. Someone nominated us and it looks really pathetic that we only have two votes so far. Almost as pathetic as Jason staring at "shorties" in Atlanta wearing a BBQ sauce-covered suit.

Be the Biggest Boss like Rick Ross

Rick Ross is pretty much our favorite living rapper (pour some out for B.I.G). Anyone who coins the phrase "I'm the biggest boss that you've seen thus far" is a bad ass in our book. We're also fans of any fat man that can convince a girl to get his name tattooed on her back (watch the video). If you want to be the biggest boss you're going to need a Maybach. Mr. Ross loves them so much he named his record label Maybach Music. I would think Mercedes-Benz, who owns Maybach, would have a copyright issue with this, but then again, can you imagine Gunther (the pasty-white corporate lawyer from Germany) showing up at the Ross mansion?

If you can't afford a Maybach (because you suck at hustlin') at least get some back window drapes for your 2001 Honda Accord and pay some homeless person to drive you around. You won't be the biggest boss that we've seen thus far, but it'll still be pretty cool.

Paul Wall's Hat from "Bizzy Body" Video

Ok before we talk about the hat Paul Wall is wearing in "Bizzy Body" I think we need to point out the ridiculous amount of Nuvo in recent rap videos. I think it's obvious at this point nobody is drinking this pink poison and someone is just driving the Nuvo car around from video shoot to video shoot unloading the excess supply. They're just hoping someone picks up one of those dog boner-shaped bottles while the camera is rolling. Has anyone, besides us, actually tried this stuff? Or even seen another human drinking it in real life?

Do you think the hot chick that keeps ringing out the rag into the sink knew how to do that before they cast her in the video? Even though I know she can't clean anything I could still watch that all day. If you look really close during the pool scene you'll notice one girl is holding the skimmer backwards.

Don't try showing this video to your girlfriend in the hopes it will "make cleaning the house sexy". It won't work...Jason tried.

Oh yea, and Paul Wall is wearing this Expensive Taste New Era hat. Warning - if you're as ugly as Paul Wall this hat will not help.

"Throw Some D's" on the Power Wheels like Rich Boy

Rocco drove a beat up Caddy in high school and, even though it constantly smelled like grade F meat from Taco Bell, one time a girl got naked on the front bench seat...sort of. Every since then we've been big fans of a Cadillac, especially when you "throw some D's" on it. If you haven't been "hustlin" enough to buy a Caddy for yourself, at least get the Power Wheels version for your kid this summer. If you do, or already have, send us a video of them driving it around. If you get them to say "we don't love them hoes" on camera we'll buy you this great t-shirt from MixUnit (think of all the Internet glory your kid will get).

Kardinal Offishall's Vanquest Sunglasses

Yea we know, we just talked about this video last week and it's old anyway. But come on, these are pretty cool shades and they're $460 at Neiman Marcus. Imagine how impressed all your friends will be when you tell them how much you spent, especially if you can do Kardinal's little "keeping walking shorty" move while you wear them.

Method Man and Redman's AYO! Cap

A-yo, we're digging this new song and hat from Method Man and Redman, but the video shows the hat so much it starts to feel a little like a rap infomercial. I guess when you get a New Era 59fifty hat made for your song you have to at least show it off. From checking around the web it looks like the hat is only available at GOLIATH in Harlem (175 E 105th St). The last time we went to Harlem Jason fell in love with a girl that looked like she ate Halle Berry.

Shorties, Get Married to the Mob

You'll see MTTM (Married to the Mob) clothing in many recent hip hop videos. This shot (my god do we love Chanta Patton) from Kardinal Offishall's "Dangerous" is one of our favs...at least until she wears a MTTM g-string in another video.

Lil Wayne's Nerd Glasses from "Prom Queen" Video

We got a few requests for these glasses last week, probably from people who are planning on dressing up as the nerdy Lil Wayne from "Prom Queen" for prom this year. He also wears them on The View (no we don't watch The View). If you'd rather be the rock star Lil Wayne you'll want to check out our previous post on his interchangeable shades. We're a little old for prom, but not too old to stand outside and try to talk girls into our special after party including Nuvo and giant panda suit.

Recession-Friendly $10,000 Jeans from Akon's "Beautiful" Video

(Director) "Alright we gotta decide what Colby O'Donis is going to wear in this video with Akon and Kardinal."

(Wardrobe Coordinator) “Who the hell is Colby O’Donis?”

(Director) “He’s some 20 year-old Latino kid Akon signed to his label. Bring up his Wikipedia page.”

(Wardrobe Coordinator) "Wait, this dumb-looking white kid is going to be in a video with Akon and Kardinal? He's gonna look ridiculous next to those guys."

(Director) “Didn’t I just tell you he’s Latino?”

(Wardrobe Coordinator) “Look, I know a white boy when I see one, and isn’t O’Donis Irish?”

(Director) "Yea well we have to figure something out because I need the money from this video or else I’m going to foreclose on my house in Santa Monica. Maybe if we dress him in something even more ridiculous nobody will notice him. Any ideas?"

(Wardrobe Coordinator) "I found a company on the web that makes $10,000 diamond-studded jeans. Do you think that's ridiculous enough to distract everyone?"

(Director) “Wow. I can’t believe there are jeans worth more than the down payment on my $2.6 million-dollar 8-bedroom house. No wonder our economy is in the shitter. But yea, that’s a great idea. I’ll give you the AMEX, I just have to see how much available credit we have. We haven’t been paid yet for that damn Siberian tiger we rented for Rick Ross.”

(Wardrobe Coordinator) “I still can’t believe he’s going to be in a video with them. Doesn’t he know he’s just going to look like a dumb white guy?”

(Director) “Speaking of dumb white guys…have you ever seen I Saw it in a Rap Video.com?”

Ana Reign: Rap's Favorite Bling Designer

If you have as much money as rap star (or at least enough credit to look like you do) you may want to check out Ana Reign for your "ride or die shorty", or yourself. You'll notice Ace Hood's massive "Reign" bracelet in his "Ride" video, and the bedside jewelry box in Kardinal Offishall's "Dangerous". At the moment you can't buy anything on her website, and from the blog post above it sounds like one of the few places in the US you can get her bling is KAJE in Beverly Hills. However, if you send Ana an email, and tell her you know us, I'm sure she'll get back to you. It's a good thing our uptight wives/girlfriends don't read our site because we're pretty sure they like buying jewelry more than drinking Nuvo.

Kanye West's Shades from His New Video "Amazing"

We got a request today for Kanye West's sunglasses from his new video "Amazing" that came out this week. His stunnas are another pair from RETROSUPERFUTURE, similar to the ones he wore with Keri Hilson in her "Knock You Down" video. He's a big fan of the flat-top retro look, which we've tried, but looks horrible on people like us with "plump" faces. Maybe we should try his skin-tight denim jacket next.