T-Pain's Parental Advisory T-Shirt from "I'm On A Boat" Video

We really wish we could link you to some mermaid-escort service but we still can't find one. We did however find the t-shirt T-Pain is wearing while he brags about poking a flippered woman on the "big blue watery road". Don't forget to grab a pair of his Oakley Oil Rigs too. Whenever you're feeling down just watch "I'm On A Boat" and imagine how much fun it would be out on the water with T-Pain. "Shortaeee!"

Hump Day Special: Sagia Castaneda from Pitbull's "Calle Ocho"

Watching hip hop videos is not something you should be doing while you're doing something else, like arguing with your uptight wife. It takes serious concentration to catch the little gems. Most people can't achieve that level of concentration, and that's why we're here. Please observe exhibit A above. When you're at the pool/beach this summer see how many girls you can find with an ass that pops out BELOW their bikini (not above, we can all find plenty of fat girls). That unbelievably amazing ass belongs to Sagia Castaneda, seen here in Pitbull's "Calle Ocho" wearing a silver bikini. We recommend watching the video on mute because after a few hours of having this song stuck in your head you may try swallowing a couple dozen sleeping pills with a fifth of Jack so Pitbull will stop saying "rrrumba". Sagia can also been seen in Flo Rida's "Shone", and although she looks great on the boat in the beginning it's not quite the TV humping material seen above.

Sagia, if you're ever Googling yourself (pause, deep breath), and you come across this post, please email us. We're your biggest fans and we would be happy to devote the rest of our lives to maintaining your official fan club website, as soon as you teach us how to say your name. We'll just have to stock up on monitor cleaner first.

Posted 5/28/09 - Sagia Castaneda: Beyond the Silver Bikini
Posted 8/11/09 - Sagia in Pitbull's "Hotel Room Service"

Coogi Handbag from Mike Jones' "Next to You"

Here's one for the shorties - In Mike Jones' recent video "Next to You" he's spending some quality time with his girl who's wearing a Coogi Signature Print Satchel. Jason is already ordering one for his girlfriend to make up for walking around the house yelling "Mike Jones!" for a couple hours after he found this one yesterday. It's fun, try it - "Mike Jones!"

"We Run LA" T-Shirt from TYGA's "Coconut Juice"

Even though "Coconut Juice" is from last summer it's still a great jam anytime the weather starts heating up. The t-shirt is also great for letting everyone know who's in charge of large metropolitan areas like LA. It's also available in a few other variations for alerting people that you're "running" other things, like the entire south. Now go put your t-shirt on and crank this song to annoy all the white kids in your hood. Oh wait, we're the white kids...damnit.

Soulja Boy's Smiley Face Hat from "Turn My Swag On"

Soulja Boy was discovered on MySpace just like your 200 lb loose-moraled prom date. Hurry and buy his signature smiley face hat, seen here in "Turn My Swag On", so you can dress like him before everyone forgets who he is. Don't forget some puffy paint for your stunnas. We're much bigger fans (pun intended) of your prom date.

Rhinestone Handcuffs, and more, from Lil Wayne's "Mrs. Officer"

If there were cops that looked like the chick in Lil Wayne's "Mrs. Officer" video we'd be driving through school zones in reverse. Rocco said he's going to get some rhinestone handcuffs, a sexy police woman outfit for his wife, Lil Wayne's "Don't Tread On Me" hat for himself, and reenact the video. However, he's a little concerned the top isn't going to look the same on his wife unless he sends her to Dr. 90210 first.

Mid-Term Exam: Playaz Circle's "Stupid"

If "ISawItInARapVideo.com" was a college class (and really it should be) this would be the mid-term exam. So class, watch the world premiere of Playaz Circle's video "Stupid" featuring Oj Da Juiceman on WSHH. Then write down, citing specific examples, at least 3 items in the video we have talked about on this blog. For extra credit, buy Tity Boi's (great name) Alpina M1s and send us a picture our yourself wearing them with a stack of "cheese" held up to your ear.

Our Review of Nuvo, by Rocco

Jason was pretty excited when we came up with the idea to do a review of the new "sparkling liqueur" Nuvo because he figured since all the girls in the rap videos like it there was a good chance his uptight girlfriend might like it too, and get drunk enough to let him take his shirt off during sex.

Things were off to a good start at the liquor store where the 60 year-old cashier woman commented that the bottle “looked like fun” and to “tell her what it tasted like”. While pouring Nuvo all over a woman old enough to eat dinner before 4 o’clock isn’t quite what we had in mind, we were at least encouraged. Jason also wanted me to mention there was a 6’3 woman behind him in line with 2 half-gallons of Yukon Jack. He said he could literally feel his manhood run and hide as he tucked the giant lipstick/dildo-shaped Nuvo bottle under his arm to leave.

We had become so convinced this over-priced alcohol was going to get the party started we invited two other uptight white girls (one being my wife) to join our “taste test” that night. The last thing you notice before opening the bottle is that you just paid $30 for 750ml of 30 proof booze. The first thing you notice when you open the bottle is a strong scent that can only be described as “hot-ass stripper”. We passed around champagne glasses half-filled with the pink “rap video maker” and waited.

We wish this was the part of the story where our pasty-white girls started taking their shirts off and grinding to the MTV Jams playing in the background…but it’s not. They whined (as usual) about the “too sweet” flavor, and the “instant heartburn”, and that “we should stop trying to take their shirts off”. We tried some too and it’s tough to argue against them, for once. Jason may have nailed it when he said “it tastes like that bubble gum medicine they give you when you’re a kid that’s supposed to taste like bubble gum but really just tastes like bubble gum poison”. I can also tell you from my experience the next day it’s not the best thing to drink after Jason has convinced you to have a bacon bleu cheese burger, wings, and six Miller Lites for dinner…although maybe I shouldn’t “blame it on the Nuvo”.

Jason is trying to talk me into going back to the liquor store to see what the cashier thinks. Meanwhile my wife is bitching because the Nuvo bottle is too tall to fit in the fridge and it keeps falling onto her nineteen bottles of water and rotting vegetables for the salad she’s never going to make. Somehow I think things would have worked out better if we had held the taste test on a boat, or in the back of Rick Ross’ Maybach, or in a celebrity-filled club with a big Panda running around…or at least without girls that are so damned uptight/married to you.

Throwback for 4/20 - Afroman is a Decepticon?

We were going to post something really cool today...but then we got high. Ok we didn't really get high. Sadly, we're much better at getting pizza than weed. Still, Afroman's "Because I Got High" is a great video for this special holiday. And we can't help but wonder what statement he's trying to make by wearing a Decepticon t-shirt. We hope your stick icky is going down better than our seventh slice of buffalo chicken.

Lil Wayne's Hat from "Every Girl" Video

Ok one more request for Friday before we go to the liquor store and buy some Nuvo for the weekend (we'll write a review next week). Lil Wayne is wearing a Quad Cities River Bandits hat in his "Every Girl" video. That is a great song but Rocco sings it to his wife all the time...that's just wrong.

Juelz Santana's Skull Scarf, Last One from "Rockin That Thang Remix" Video

Ok just one more (via request) from this video - Juelz Santana wears a skull scarf that might be a little more acceptable in public than the Louis Vuitton graffiti headband in our first post today. Check it out on Alexander McQueen's website. Don't worry, we promise new videos next week...and yea, we're getting annoyed with the phrase "rockin that thang" too.

Fabolous' Graffiti Gear from The Dream's "Rockin That Thang Remix" Video

Another one from The Dream's latest video - Fabolous is decked out in Louis Vuitton's graffiti tribute to artist and designer Stephen Sprouse. It's important to note the headband, wristbands, and t-shirt are defined as "unisex workout gear" (that means unless you're a rap star you probably shouldn't wear this, in public at least).

Update: It looks like the pink t-shirt is sold out everywhere but you can still get a black and white one for "only" $850.

Lil Wayne's Carlton Banks T-Shirt from Kevin Rudolf's "Let It Rock" Video

This t-shirt was originally sold at Urban Outfitters, but because it's one of the best t-shirts ever, it sold out and they discontinued it. As always, eBay comes to the rescue with several listings. They might smell like musty closet (or Keri Hilson if you're lucky) but if you've been practicing the Carlton Dance since the early 90s this is probably a "must-have" t-shirt for you.

Kanye West's Black Air Yeezys from "Knock You Down" Video

We got a request yesterday for Kanye West's shoes in Keri Hilson's "Knock You Down" video. Those black hi-tops are his custom-designed Nike Air Yeezys coming out next month. Make sure you get his stunnas and a girl that looks like Keri Hilson to match.

Diddy's Ciroc Vodka from Day 26's Awful "Imma Put It On Her"

We understand why the song/video sucks - it's a boy band. But we don't quite understand why the Ciroc Vodka logo is blurred out when “Diddy” is their spokesperson. I guess if I was Ciroc I wouldn't want to be associated with this terrible video either. I’m pretty sure those guys are wearing pink shirts and holding hands in the beach scene.

Deeper Than Rap T-Shirt from The Dream's "Rockin' That Thang Remix" Video

We always love a good thought-provoking t-shirt, and this one featuring the title of The Boss Ricky Ross’ new album is perfect. A statement like “Deeper than Rap” shows you’re not just about the hustle, the money, or the hoes. I’m sure we’ll have at least one more post on “Rockin’ That Thang Remix”. This video is full of good stuff.

Congrats Beyonce, on Most Ridiculous Stunnas Yet

We imagine sometimes when you're asked to direct a hip hop video like Beyonce's "Diva" and you hear the song, you have to come up with something totally amazing or no one is going to watch your video. Sorry Beyonce, they can't all be hits, but at least you just took the crown for "most ridiculous stunna shades in a video". We think that's pretty "diva". Unfortunately we couldn't find the production assistant who spent a week custom-making these in their tiny LA apartment, but we did find a pair that are very close.

South Pole Spring Break - Giant Fur Hat from Lil Wayne's "Every Girl"

If you're a shorty living in Maine right now this Russian fur hat might come in handy for keeping your head warm. If you're a shorty living in Miami this hat might come in handy for getting your Nuvo for free at da club. I could watch her fuzzy head bob around to Lil Wayne's "Every Girl" all day long. The chorus is so simple...and so true.

T-Pain's Signature Series Oakley Oil Rigs Seen in Busta's "Hustler's Anthem" Video

You've probably noticed T-Pain wears the same stunnas all the time now. That's because they're his custom-designed style from Oakley. They look great in Busta Rhymes' new video "Hustler's Anthem" and we've already started designing a pair for ourselves just in case we're famous someday.

Eminem's Pink Alf T-shirt from His New "We Made You" Video

Aside from a cheeseburger between Jessica Simpson's legs, there wasn't a lot we wanted from Eminem's new video. Until we noticed the pink Alf "no problem" t-shirt he's wearing towards the end. This t-shirt takes us back to simpler times, fo' sho'. Check out the world premiere video on WorldStarHipHop.com today.

Jay-Z's Ace of Spades Champagne

While this one dates back to '06 and his "Show Me What You Got" video, we think it's important to remember that if Jay-Z isn't drinking Cristal, neither are we. We'll be picking the Ace of Spades for our bubbly from now on. We'd also like to also be rollin' through the hood in a Pagani Zonda C12F like Danica Patrick drives in the video, but we don't think there are any dealers nearby.

Count Yo Chedda' Like Da Juiceman

This series 6600 currency counter from Cassida counts OJ Da Juiceman's scratch in "Make Da Trap Say Aye". It can count 1,500 bills per minute but since we don't have nearly that much scratch we would just run the same 20 ones through it over and over.

Get That Look! Easter Special!

Whoever cast this guy in Outkast's "Roses" was a genius. Whoever picked out his outfit was an even bigger genius. Want to impress the family on Easter Sunday this month? Just get yourself a giant purple polo from Ralph Lauren Big & Tall, these vintage Run DMC nerd glasses, and a black convertible top from a '72 Eldorado to put around your neck. Skip to 3:33 in the video if you just want to practice the big man's dance for dinner.

Drop-Top Rolls and Matching Panda Head from Jamie Foxx's "Blame It"

If you're going to ask a bunch of A-list celebs to be in your video you should at least let them roll up in a $400k+ drop-top Rolls Royce. If you're going to buy this car and drive it around you should at least get a panda head to wear so people think you're Jamie Foxx. Note: The panda suit is marked as an "unbeatable deal" on that site. Buy now!