Be Our Fan on Facebook, Come On, Please?

We have a Facebook page and if you "fan us" you'll get our wonderful can't-miss updates right there on your home screen. We really need more fans on there to boost our self-esteem, which is constantly lowered by our wives/girlfriends. We like Facebook but not as much as MySpace, where it was much easier to stalk loose-moraled slightly-chubby girls.